Flip! Flop! Shit!

What do I know? Installment...umm..maybe 6 or 7. Who's counting?  This is gonna be a simple one and will not apply in winter. Flip-flops are a deathtrap when used unwisely. Their cute, if your feet are pedicured and tended to, almost sexy. The deathtrap comes when it's pouring rain and one,(me) is trying to avoid drowned-rat-syndrome and not get soaked. RUN! Bad idea folks.  At this point your feet and flops are likely already wet, One of a few things may happen. The flops may going flying off your feet and your toesies are left to bare ground. Or if the flops have any kind of height to them, your foot will slide sideways and you may turn your ankle causing screaming and hopping like an idiot. And the latest thing that happened to me...the ungraceful, unexpected slide on the paved lines on the road.  Spare yourself the embarrassment, possibly broken ankle, whip 'em off and RUN Forrest, RUN ! Your grace will be reinstated.